1 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:44,350 I can be so good for you. 2 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:48,310 Love you like you wanted to. 3 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:56,670 I can be so good for you. 4 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,750 Love you like you wanted to. 5 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:26,530 Two, four, six minutes in -house. We open in about five minutes. 6 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:23,010 Yeah? Cab, love. 7 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,770 What? Mini -cab. 8 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:26,030 Well, what about it? 9 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:27,290 You called for a cab. 10 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,310 Not me, love. I don't want a cab. 11 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:31,010 Is this 246 Millington House? 12 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:38,730 Howdy. 13 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:57,160 Well, it could be bad, but I'm all right. 14 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,000 Fancy a workout in the ring? 15 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,580 Yeah, I don't mind it. 16 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:01,820 Go on. 17 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,460 Charlie, on the pavement, yes. In there, no. 18 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,200 Come on, you're gearing me up, aren't you? The man's a champion, a pro 19 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,880 So what? You're an ex -pro, you can handle it. 20 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,540 Now, the thing is, his sparring partner couldn't turn up today. 21 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,220 So, well, I mean, you'd be wearing the headgear now. There'd be a drink in it 22 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:20,809 for you. 23 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:21,810 What do you think? 24 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:25,310 Yeah, all right. 25 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,570 It's a bit short, isn't it, Kevin? 26 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:43,190 It's worse than last week. 27 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:45,090 And it'll probably hit the altar. 28 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,030 Another one of the drivers had an accident this morning. 29 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,290 What happened? 30 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,780 His motor caught fire. 31 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,240 Badly? Cremated. 32 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,380 He wasn't in it, was he? 33 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,040 Oh, no, no. Luckily, no. 34 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,140 So rent's paid for this week, all right? 35 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,400 Yeah. Well, that's something, I suppose. 36 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,420 You're all hard, Arthur. 37 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,680 Well, I can't afford to mix sentiment with business, can I? 38 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,880 It goes on like this. It won't be any business. 39 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:14,740 Candy cabs. 40 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,320 Yes, sir. Where to, sir? 41 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,959 About five minutes, sir. Thank you. 42 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,920 Roger. 43 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:26,580 What do you mean there won't be any business? 44 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,600 We've lost eight drivers in a fortnight. 45 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,280 Eight? That means we're down to 19. 46 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,660 And some of them only come in when they want to. 47 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:38,380 Why don't you advertise in the local papers? 48 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,840 There must be geezers out of work with motors. 49 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,600 In fact, the only way you can afford a motor these days is to be on the bloody 50 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,320 doll. I have advertised. 51 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,160 All these accidents. 52 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,420 Do you know what I think? 53 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:52,260 No. 54 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,480 Someone's having a pop at us. 55 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,480 Go on, Perry. He's wide open for a left hook. He's a mug at a game. 56 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:09,200 If that don't work, give him some stick in the orchestra's. 57 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:15,840 What are you doing? 58 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,580 What are you doing? 59 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,900 Don't just lay there. 60 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:22,800 You okay, Till? Of course he's okay. He slept, didn't he? 61 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,160 Go on, my car, and make him happy. 62 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:37,540 Hey, what'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? Do shut up, Arthur, will you? 63 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,380 Go on, join me in the orchestra, Terry. 64 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,800 Not him! 65 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,460 What are you doing? 66 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,060 I'm embarrassed. 67 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,380 People are watching this, you know. 68 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,520 He's not doing any favours for my image. 69 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,360 Are you all right, son? All right, all right. Of course he's all right. 70 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:02,300 He should think himself lucky that my man has not quite recovered from a 71 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,880 attack of pulmonary pneumonia, complicated by gastroenteritis. 72 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,740 For God's sake, Arthur, give it a rest, will you? 73 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,800 Come here, let's have a look at you. 74 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Yes, you'll live. 75 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,880 I'll do you for the day. Anyway, go and get changed, son. Go on. 76 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,140 What's the matter? Are you drunk or something? 77 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,920 Just leave it out, Arthur. 78 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,340 It's different than the cobbles, isn't it? 79 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,000 In here, they've got a thing called the Queensbury rule. 80 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,380 Rules, rules are made to be broken, my boy. 81 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,800 You could have done him. 82 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,940 Yeah, of course I could. 83 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:41,420 Anyway, I've got you a bit of work. 84 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,060 Doing what? 85 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,580 Driving. Well, minicabbing. 86 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,840 Arthur. If I wanted to do mini -cabin, I could have done it without your help 87 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,340 and without giving you any of my hard -earned. 88 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,620 I'm going to have a shower. 89 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,660 Hear me out, Terry. Hear me out. 90 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,240 Accidents? 91 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,520 Sabotage, more likely, Terry. 92 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,500 I know it's a competitive game, mini -cabin, but eight drivers we've lost in 93 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,960 last fortnight, and that is well above the norm, stand on me. 94 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,300 What's all the accidents? 95 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,220 Motors breaking down. One even mysteriously caught fire. 96 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,480 Calling the old bull. 97 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,740 Ah, well, no, no, that would cause a bit of a problem. 98 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,520 Oh? Yeah, you know how it is. 99 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,720 No? 100 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,600 Well, in a word, tax. 101 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,760 Pardon? 102 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,580 Inland revenue. They crucify everybody these days. 103 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,640 Questions like, how much do you earn? 104 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,660 No cabbie wants that kind of agro. 105 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,060 They just turn it in and they go somewhere else. 106 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:45,360 Yeah, and the authorities taking too close a look into your bookkeeping 107 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,360 be too welcome, would they? 108 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,920 I don't think I'm getting through to you, Terry. 109 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:52,740 Someone is having a pop at me, and that is not in order. 110 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:55,740 Not in here. 111 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,700 And you get to keep whatever you take in fares. 112 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,360 In that? 113 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:04,940 What's wrong with it? 114 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,540 What's right with it? I'm not driving around in that. 115 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:12,020 Yes. Tell him what a terrific piece of machinery that is. 116 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:18,760 Don't be deceived by appearances, Terry. 117 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,560 That engine is tuned to perfection. 118 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:24,340 Perfection. 119 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,080 Cut the crap, Dad. 120 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,460 Terry, I can tell you this because I know your sound. 121 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,059 But that engine was relied on by a certain little firm to get them off the 122 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,419 of some very heavy tickles. 123 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,380 Lively, you know what I mean? 124 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:42,200 Oh. So you expect me to drive around in a motor that's been used? 125 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:45,860 Not the body, you loon. Not the body. He's talking about the engine. 126 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,700 The body it came out of has been, er, recycled. 127 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,020 What you might call my small contribution to our ailing steel 128 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,220 Look at those tyres, Terry. 129 00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:00,060 100%. Is it MOT'd? 130 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,260 I'll write one out for you. 131 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:04,580 What about insurance? 132 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,780 I have a pal who does a nice line in cover note. 133 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,460 Why can't I have one of them? 134 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,940 Leave off, Terry. 135 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,760 They're movable stock. 136 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,560 Those I can sell. 137 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,260 Terrific. 138 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,640 Don't mention to Kevin what you're up to, all right? Kevin? Yeah, he's my 139 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,600 partner. He runs the office. Just don't mention it. Why not? 140 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:46,770 He's a family man. 141 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:50,190 Warrior, you know. Good as gold, but not all that bright. Lacks a certain, uh, 142 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,830 vision. Take my point? 143 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:53,630 Not really. 144 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:04,250 Oh, that's nice, isn't it? A touch of the old world charm. We aim to please. 145 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,570 Lovely. 146 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:14,330 You're not serious? 147 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,450 Of course. 148 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:16,690 We need drivers, don't we? 149 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:19,430 Arthur, we advertise luxury balloon cars. 150 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:21,190 Well, so what? 151 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:26,490 You don't believe that people really drink martini and fly in balloons, do 152 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:29,330 What's that got to do with it? See what I mean? 153 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,970 Advertising, it's all a con, isn't it? It's an illusion. 154 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,570 People don't expect plush motors to waft up to their door. 155 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:39,690 As long as it keeps out the wind and the wet and gets them where they want to 156 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,690 go, do they complain? 157 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,150 No, Arthur, we're not that desperate. 158 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,420 I think he's right, Arthur. 159 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:51,460 As a major shareholder in this little enterprise, Kevin, I think I'm entitled 160 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,860 make a few management suggestions. You're a silent, non -working partner. 161 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920 Very silent. 162 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:04,320 Nevertheless, I promised a job to my nephew here, and my word is my bond. 163 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:11,220 All right, Kevin, hang a left, and it's just down here on your right. 164 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,790 Look, if you tell me exactly where you want to go, I'm sure I can find it. 165 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,009 Don't worry. 166 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,010 We're nearly there. 167 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:19,230 I'm not exactly sure myself, to my fear. 168 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:23,810 Does he know the manor? 169 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,270 Would I stick him in if he didn't? 170 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:27,570 Probably. 171 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,530 Told you what the rent is, did he? 172 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,570 Rent? 173 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:36,730 You pay 25 quid a week for the use of the office and facilities. 174 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,250 And it's up front. 175 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:39,830 Hold on now. 176 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,600 I'll lend it to you. 177 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:46,080 Lend? Well, he'll make more than that in a day, won't he? And you'll get a radio 178 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,080 thrown in, too. 179 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,600 Can you get Luxembourg on it, Uncle? 180 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,480 It's only on loan, mind. 181 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,000 Those things are worth 300 quid apiece. 182 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,120 It's about six times the value of the wreck it's going into. 183 00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,620 Kevin! 184 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,420 It's all going to break. Hello, love! 185 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,340 Kevin, you old sod! 186 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:09,650 Who's having the pleasure of taking old Katie home today, then, eh? 187 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,490 Who? 188 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:14,330 Where's that nice young man? 189 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:16,510 What's his name? 190 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:20,350 Barry. I like him. 191 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,510 Just round this next corner and pull in, cabbie. 192 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:39,590 What'll we owe you, then? Uh, that'll be... £1 .60, please. 193 00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:42,370 You'd better pay the man, then, Greg, hadn't you? 194 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:43,910 Oi! 195 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:48,010 Come on, come on. Come on, you old pest. On your feet. Come on. Up to Daisy. 196 00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:49,150 Come on. 197 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,030 Disgusting. There you go. 198 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:55,550 Don't you go making a part of me, young man. 199 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,950 I'm a respectable woman. 200 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,950 I'm sorry, love. It's just off when you're totally irredictable. Well, you 201 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:02,950 chalk madam own it. 202 00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:04,930 Thank you, Squire. No. 203 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,890 All right. Just to the car. Come on. Just to the car. 204 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:09,170 Thank you. 205 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:11,790 Come on, Katie. 206 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:16,950 This one, love. Yeah, a little drunk. 207 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,250 All right, all right. 208 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:23,210 In you go, love. Mind your head, mind your head. Mind your head. 209 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,810 All right, you're in love. That's it. 210 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,690 Oh, thanks, mate. Mother told her to get on her bike. 211 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,240 Ah, it's a fair whole part of the game, isn't it? 212 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,300 Katie's all right. She's not normally this bad. 213 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,700 You want to see some of them you get? 214 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,820 I don't. 215 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,780 Perhaps we ought to try for a better class, Cleantel. 216 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,620 Yeah, listen, look, get some new cards printed. 217 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,800 Embossed gold lettering. Shove them through the letterboxes of your 218 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,120 and Chelsea mansions. You know, move up marks. 219 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,299 Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:56,120 I'm sure the average upper -class mate would have loved to be picked up by your 221 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,660 nephew at pigsty on wheels. 222 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,300 Arthur. Any chance? 223 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:00,580 Come in. 224 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:03,480 Yeah, so where to, sir? About seconds. I'm not going to do it. No, look, don't 225 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,980 give me any aggro, Terry. Just give it a chance. Did you see the state of her? 226 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,560 If you think I'm going to spend my time riding around with legless old biddies 227 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,980 like that just on the off chance of something more happens, you've got to 228 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,820 everything. Hang on, hang on, listen. Kevin, I'm hurt. 229 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080 Who is that? 230 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,880 Have you used your code? Over. 231 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,420 This is Barry. 232 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:22,140 Tango 14. 233 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,740 I need someone to help me. 234 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:25,600 Roger 214, what's happened? 235 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,240 Over. 236 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:28,229 of hooligans. 237 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,250 Please send someone. 238 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,590 I'm in Bishop's Lane. 239 00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:33,090 Barry? 240 00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:34,810 Tango 1 -4? 241 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:36,550 Come in, Tango 1 -4. 242 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,390 Over. Bishop's Lane. 243 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,190 Come on. 244 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:41,450 Well, come on. 245 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,470 Where are you going? 246 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,150 Bloody hell. 247 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,880 Don't worry, son. 248 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:02,920 We'll get you to a hospital. 249 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,959 There you are, Terry. 250 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,520 Not nearly as bad as we first thought. 251 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,360 Couple of days, you'll be as right as rain. 252 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,120 Luckily, they didn't touch your motor. 253 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,420 Yeah, where is it? In the car park. 254 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,780 Terry here drove it over. 255 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,060 He's, uh, relational, my son. 256 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,460 Thanks, mate. 257 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,820 Join the firm. You'll get on well with him. 258 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,140 Listen, Arthur, maybe the man doesn't want to carry on, cabbie. Of course he 259 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,140 does, don't you, son? 260 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,940 I don't know. I'll have to think about it. What's to think about? 261 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,350 Anyone get assaulted these days? 262 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,850 It's all this urban decay. 263 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,690 Do what? 264 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,250 Oh, vandals, muggers. It's rife, isn't it? 265 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,430 It's not only the cabbies who cop it, you know. 266 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,570 Well, they were cleaning you up. I phoned the office. 267 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,890 Kevin tells me you picked the fare up from a pub. 268 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,710 Yeah. How many? One, two? 269 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,770 Two. What do they look like? 270 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:51,890 A couple of flashy Ontario ways. 271 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,470 Aren't they all much the same? 272 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:58,090 Yeah. I suppose you don't want to call in the old Bill. No, no, no. Of course 273 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,090 not. 274 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,810 It's what we pay our taxes for, isn't it? 275 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,570 Police protection against doing against. 276 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,850 I don't notice I'm in Barry. He knows the SP. 277 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,450 He's winding us up. 278 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:11,410 Come on, I'll drive you home. No, it's all right. I can manage. No, don't be 279 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,410 silly. Sit in. Go on. 280 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,870 OK, cheers. 281 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,970 You know how to comfort the injured, don't you? 282 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,710 There's no point in losing another driver until I have to, is there? 283 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:24,950 Where are you going? 284 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,450 Back to the office. 285 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,010 Make sure you'll get a radio stuck in your motor. 286 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,230 Now listen, Uncle. 287 00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,690 I haven't decided whether I'm going to do it or not. 288 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,170 That's funny. 289 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:37,810 I thought you already were. 290 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,330 Yeah, right, I'd say. 291 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:49,490 Well, I think he's getting a bit bodily. 292 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:52,050 Except for the wheeze up on the spankings. 293 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,290 That's the bit I like most. 294 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,800 Yeah, well, you would. 295 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,220 Anyway, the message is, leave it out. 296 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:58,540 Animotus for now. 297 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:02,020 Why? I don't know. He'll bail us when he wants us to perform again. 298 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,920 Well, there must be something you remember. 299 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:13,680 Colour of their hair, clothes, foils on the end of their nose. 300 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,680 Foils? Well, yeah. 301 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,760 Distinguishing marks. 302 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,579 But why are you so interested? 303 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,280 If I know who they are, I can avoid them, right? 304 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,700 I'm new to this game. 305 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,599 I don't want to cut for what you've got. 306 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,520 Oh, it happens now and then. 307 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,100 I've had a few runners. 308 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,360 Oh, yeah, runners. 309 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,240 Who pay you with a knuckle sandwich before they have it on their toes. 310 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,740 They know where I live. 311 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,399 How's that? 312 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,400 I don't know, but they said, well, if I try to get them nicked, they'd pay me 313 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400 another visit. 314 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,180 Did they say anything else? 315 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,480 Something about, maybe I should stop driving a cab. 316 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,980 They didn't specify a candy cab, though? 317 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,270 No. Why should they? 318 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,050 I don't know. 319 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,270 But maybe you should take their advice. 320 00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:09,670 If I give up cab driving, how else am I supposed to get my family out of this 321 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:10,670 dump? 322 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,250 Yeah, I see your point. 323 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:13,830 Oh, come on. 324 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:17,270 There are lots of other driving jobs. Yeah, but on them you have to pay tax. 325 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,890 I pay enough tax it isn't my regular job. 326 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,020 You mean to say you've got a kosher job as well? 327 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:27,440 I work nights in a bakery, I sleep in the mornings, and I do this in the 328 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,440 afternoon and evenings. 329 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,280 You must lead a really exciting social life. 330 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,200 I got married when I was 19. 331 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,000 I've got two kids and three rooms in that car. 332 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,060 I'm not eligible for a council place, so we've got to buy. 333 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,200 First -time buyers, and I don't have to tell you the price of property. 334 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,000 My wife's on the edge of a nervous breakdown to be around here. 335 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,320 Will you tell me how else I'm supposed to get the money? 336 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:55,740 Dunno. 337 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,200 Could rob a bank. 338 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,680 Or get yourself a job in the mornings. 339 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,600 Now, hold on. Listen. 340 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,700 You sure you don't remember anything about those two geezers? 341 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,260 Well, one of them did mention the other's first name. 342 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,900 Greg? Yeah, that's what he said. 343 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,860 All right. 344 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,560 No, no juice. 345 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,040 Tired of battery connections. 346 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,370 Perhaps you'd better pop into that pub where he picked them up. 347 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,210 I'm not open yet. Well, later. 348 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,370 OK. Try that. 349 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:32,490 Yep, that's it. 350 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:34,510 All right? 351 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,130 Well, the radio is. 352 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,010 Dave will show you what it's all about. 353 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,210 Go on the road today. 354 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:40,930 Can I have a word, Arthur? Yeah, sure. 355 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,310 See you in a minute, Terry. 356 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,530 Do you know, I've been thinking, Arthur. 357 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,430 I'll keep practising. It'll get to be easier. No, no, seriously. 358 00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:51,290 The more I think about it... 359 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,970 The more I think it isn't worth it. 360 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,210 What isn't? 361 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:56,490 This. 362 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:57,830 What is faith? 363 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,070 It's only giving one of us a living. 364 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,890 This is the on and off switch. 365 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:04,310 This is the squelch knob. Cuts out static and interference. 366 00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:08,370 This is for volume. This is for channel one and two. 367 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,870 This is to receive. 368 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,430 And this is to send. 369 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,150 It's as simple as that. 370 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,410 Could you go over it once more for us, please? 371 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,720 I don't understand you, Kevin. Here you are, your own boss, men under your 372 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:30,360 command, an independent spirit in this increasingly bolshie country of ours. 373 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,660 don't talk garbage. I've never been played to this business. I work 16 hours 374 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,660 day. 375 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,220 Dustman takes home more than I do. 376 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,660 Puts in half the time. 377 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,360 Even drivers earn more than me. 378 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,700 Yeah. Maybe we ought to raise the rent. 379 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:50,240 But we already charge more than most firms. That's why we have trouble 380 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,240 drivers. 381 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,480 Candy cab. 382 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,300 Yes, what's the address, sir? 383 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,400 Very good, sir. On its way. Thank you. 384 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,600 Charlie, 12 Hall Road. 385 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,920 Go to Oxford Street. 386 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:10,180 Look, Kevin, I can understand you're getting depressed. 387 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600 I'm depressed. 388 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,760 But things are going to get better. I'm working on it. Have a cigar. 389 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,340 No, thanks. 390 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,830 See, the thing is, Kev, I don't see how you can quit. 391 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:23,810 I mean, all your capital's tied up in the business. If you leave, you lose a 392 00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:25,870 lot. Yeah, but I wasn't thinking of leaving. 393 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,050 I'm suggesting you pull out. 394 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,750 Me? Why should I pull out? 395 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,230 Well, for one thing, you've got plenty of income for all your other interests. 396 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:35,630 This is all I've got. 397 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:38,670 Yeah, and you wouldn't have this if I hadn't stuck up the 60 % of the capital. 398 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,670 Yeah, and I do 100 % of the work. 399 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:43,630 Oh, be fair, Kevin. I handle the promotional side. 400 00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,830 You pay for the cards to be printed. 401 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,800 I find this ingratitude very hard to bear, Kevin. 402 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,020 You're incredible. 403 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,300 Well, I suppose we could come to some arrangement, depending on what you're 404 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,300 offering. 405 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:03,140 Well, I was thinking of giving you back your original five grand. 406 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,820 Where would you dig five grand up from? 407 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,920 Borrowing. 408 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:13,000 All the wife's parents got a few quid tucked away. I'd just have to pay it 409 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,929 best I could. 410 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:14,789 No, sorry. 411 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:18,990 I couldn't begin to consider releasing my share at under, say, eight grand. 412 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:23,170 Eight? Well, ten would be more realistic, but then I always err on the 413 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,170 generosity. 414 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,050 Anyone want a cab? 415 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:31,430 Your code is Tango 64. 416 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,210 Tango 64. 417 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:39,070 Always use it when communicating with base, which is here, which is Control 1. 418 00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:41,870 Roger, or Rog for short, means message understood. 419 00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:43,170 Rog. 420 00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:48,560 Roger. No swearing or foul language over there. We can get down for that. P .O 421 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:53,260 .B. means passenger on board. So when you pick up a punter, you call in Tango 422 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:54,860 P .O .B., Rog. 423 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:57,060 Er, P .O .B., Rog. 424 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,960 If you get lost, call in, ask for a direct, or use your book. 425 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,720 Book? A to Z. 426 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:05,860 I ain't got one. Well, buy one. 427 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,960 Two eighty. 428 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,240 One, 429 00:23:56,980 --> 00:24:02,940 three, 430 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,840 fifty, eighty. 431 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,720 No, it's not actually mine. It belongs to Candy Caps. 432 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,920 Arthur Daly. 433 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,220 Tango 64's RTP'd. 434 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,220 How's it going then, Phil? Getting used to it? 435 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,420 I'll never get used to this. 436 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,900 You will. 437 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:47,040 You know, that bleeding motor of mine uses more oil than petrol. 438 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,100 The speed of it, I thought it'd run in steam. 439 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:51,740 Yeah, mine. 440 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:54,240 I should have seen someone to plant his eye today. 441 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,920 Dave here was telling me about Barry. 442 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,240 The driver who got beaten up? 443 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,419 Oh, yeah. 444 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,420 Bad, was he? 445 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,120 Well, he didn't look too clever. 446 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,360 No, he'd be all right. Just lumps and bruises. 447 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,420 That's too much of that sort of thing going on. 448 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,960 What, around here, you mean? 449 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,160 Well, everywhere. 450 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,420 He's the third on this film in the last couple of weeks. 451 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:15,940 Did they know, did it? 452 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,300 No. 453 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,260 They just rang in and said they weren't coming back to work. 454 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,300 You've been done? 455 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,140 Oh, a couple of dummy runs, that's all. 456 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:28,150 But, Dave, you had a pound of sugar put in his tank a few days back. 457 00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:29,790 Sweet, isn't it? 458 00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:33,050 Luckily enough, I managed to borrow a motor. 459 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,510 I'd be now to work. 460 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:39,270 Perhaps one of the drivers stitched somebody up and they got the aunt with 461 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:40,470 phone. How do you mean? 462 00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:42,450 Well, I overcharged them or something. 463 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,170 Oh, come off it, man. 464 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:45,730 What can you overcharge? 465 00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:47,590 A pound, 30 bob? 466 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,670 You've got to be nuts to go to that length. 467 00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:52,870 Hey, to Rigby Road, usual destination. 468 00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:57,670 Me and John were just about to go and have something to eat. 469 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,350 Let Terry take it. 470 00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,470 Yeah, let Terry take it. 471 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,370 Candy caps? 472 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,610 One minute. 473 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:23,050 You're new, ain't you? 474 00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:27,430 Oh, no, I've been around for a few years. I can see that. Now I met with 475 00:26:27,430 --> 00:26:31,110 Cat. Oh, yeah, with their mum as precious as a wilted daisy. 476 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:39,450 Right, where to, love? 477 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:42,890 Oh, didn't they tell you I do this trip every day by Sunday? 478 00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:44,710 Cut a confession then, do you? 479 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,230 Hardly. I work at the Lotus Club, up west. 480 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,650 What, a strip joint? 481 00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,250 I do artistic poses. 482 00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:53,370 I'll bet you do. 483 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:57,450 So that's where we're going then, is it? The Lotus Club? 484 00:26:57,690 --> 00:26:59,250 Oh, back entrance, of course. 485 00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:00,850 Of course, the back entrance. 486 00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,270 Tango 64, P .O .B. 487 00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:10,910 Roger, Tango 64, message for you. 488 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:13,370 Arthur rang, said can you meet him in the pub? 489 00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:15,710 What pub? 490 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,250 He said you'd know which one. 491 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:19,910 Roger, Rod. 492 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,440 Right, that's £2 .40. 493 00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:50,980 Call me Debbie. 494 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,340 All right, Debbie. It's £2 .40. 495 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,680 Here. 496 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:09,800 It's disgusting. 497 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,740 What's disgusting about it? 498 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,760 You mean you obliged it. 499 00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:16,210 In broad daylight? 500 00:28:16,810 --> 00:28:18,450 In the car? In the street? 501 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:20,130 No, not in the street. 502 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,490 In the courtyard round the back of the club. 503 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:24,750 Outrageous. 504 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,750 It would have been if I had. 505 00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:29,650 Oh. 506 00:28:29,830 --> 00:28:30,830 You didn't, then? 507 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,190 I will. 508 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,250 I've got his number. 509 00:28:34,650 --> 00:28:38,090 Hey, look, Terry, I don't pay you good money to take up with slags. 510 00:28:38,370 --> 00:28:40,330 You don't pay me period, Arthur. 511 00:28:41,330 --> 00:28:45,000 Gratitude. You know, let's have it right. You are copping a nice few quid 512 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 fares. 513 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:47,540 Copping what? 514 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,780 Do you know how much I've earned? 515 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,260 Driving a bleeding cab in the traffic, sweating, carrying bags about. 516 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,120 Eighteen quid. 517 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:59,020 Yeah, and seven quid went out on petrol and oil. 518 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,720 That wreck drinks it. 519 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,560 And I got a parking ticket. 520 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,480 Well, look, just give it time, Terry. Look, you've only been doing it for 521 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,280 hours, not even that, and you're already eleven sobs in pocket. 522 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:14,080 Only another 14, you'll be able to repay the rent money I paid out on your 523 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,080 behalf. 524 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,180 Do what? 525 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,500 Only joking. 526 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,420 No, no, that's good enough. That can wait. 527 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,540 Wait! No, don't. 528 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,140 Don't mind that. 529 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,060 Been a bit busy myself. 530 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,660 Banking other people's money. 531 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,580 I've been making a few inquiries about our two hooligans. 532 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,240 A discreet conversation with the barman. 533 00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:39,980 And? 534 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,150 See those two over there? 535 00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:48,290 One on the right's name is Greg. 536 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:57,090 They were laughing and joking the other night, having a drink up and talking 537 00:29:57,090 --> 00:29:58,550 about a car that caught fire. 538 00:29:58,970 --> 00:30:01,610 The barman reckons he heard the words minicab mentioned. 539 00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:10,570 Mitch, aren't you going to ask them to help you with your inquiries? 540 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:12,940 No, Arthur, not in here. 541 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,120 Don't want to upset the barman after it's been so nice to you, do you? 542 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:23,500 Um, perhaps I'd better wait in the car. 543 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,840 What for? 544 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:29,200 Um, well, then I'd be ready to follow them if they jump into a motor. 545 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:31,560 Oh, I see, Arthur, yeah. 546 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,940 Yeah, well, we've got to be prepared, haven't we? Oh, of course we have. 547 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:35,380 Right, then. 548 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,760 And if they start performing, don't worry. I'll be out of the motor in a 549 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,960 Of course you will, Arthur. 550 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,200 See you later. 551 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:07,540 Excuse me, Jase. Can I have a word? 552 00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:10,100 You're Greg, aren't you? That's right. 553 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:11,840 What's your name again? Who's asking? 554 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,720 You met a friend of mine. 555 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:15,080 Oh yeah, who's that? 556 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,880 He drives a minicab. 557 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:18,980 He drives a candy cab. 558 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:23,220 You see, this morning, two butlerless bastards gave him a good hiding. 559 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,840 So I thought I ought to talk to you two about it. 560 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,320 I think you ought to be careful what you say, mate. 561 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,780 As a kick in a cobbler's off on a fence, know what I mean? 562 00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,060 Arthur, you look after this one. 563 00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:16,790 Is this one of them? 564 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,070 No. 565 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:22,750 I've never seen him before. 566 00:32:24,030 --> 00:32:25,390 Oh, bloody time, too. 567 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:28,290 Oh, good morning to you and all. Have you had a look out your window? 568 00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:31,930 Well, no, I've been a bit busy. 569 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,150 What with? 570 00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:34,890 Uh, 571 00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:37,290 yeah, Debbie, this is Arthur. 572 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:38,710 Hello, Arthur. 573 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:43,330 Charming. No wonder you didn't notice my property being dismantled in the 574 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,330 street. 575 00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:46,330 What are you on about? 576 00:32:47,990 --> 00:32:48,990 Take a look. 577 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:58,890 Someone's nicked the wheels. 578 00:32:59,350 --> 00:33:00,350 Well, obviously. 579 00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:02,590 Oh, my good God. 580 00:33:04,370 --> 00:33:06,330 If he does artistic posing... 581 00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:19,470 Hold on. Hold on. 582 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,410 It's one of my wheels. 583 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,190 Oh, I wouldn't know a thing about that. 584 00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:28,050 You're going to try and sell me me own wheels? 585 00:33:28,390 --> 00:33:29,910 I don't know what you're talking about. 586 00:33:30,350 --> 00:33:33,110 I freely admit I bought them only this morning. 587 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:36,610 But I know you'll believe me, Terry, when I tell you I have no idea where 588 00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:37,610 came from. 589 00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:45,880 He's only trying to sell me my own wheels. You should have kept your eye on 590 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,840 motor. This is a very rough neighbourhood round here. 591 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:50,820 Now, look, the main thing is to get you back on the road. 592 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:53,600 Now, look, Barry didn't recognise that kid, eh? 593 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:55,260 Who? Barry. 594 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:59,420 Barry, I... Oh, no, no, he didn't. 595 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,000 No, I was thinking he... I think he was a bit frightened of the comeback. 596 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,660 Can't blame him, really, can you? I phoned the other two drivers who got 597 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,720 They didn't want to know either. 598 00:34:09,139 --> 00:34:10,620 They probably got the same message. 599 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,960 Yeah. 600 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:14,330 What I don't understand is how they know their home addresses. 601 00:34:15,090 --> 00:34:17,350 They probably just follow them home as a sort of insurance. 602 00:34:19,889 --> 00:34:20,889 So what now? 603 00:34:21,010 --> 00:34:23,730 Well, keep punting, keep punting. With any luck, those two hooligans will try 604 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:24,730 come back on you. 605 00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:26,350 Oh, thanks, Arthur. 606 00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:29,730 Yeah, and if they do, you'll be at liberty to use all your natural talents 607 00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:31,449 make them divulge what it's all about, won't you? 608 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,250 Take it from me, they are only the labourers. 609 00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:38,130 Who's paying for these wills? 610 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:40,310 You pay for them. Ah, your tips. 611 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,080 Yeah, yeah, I'll take five. 612 00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:47,159 Well? 613 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,100 Heard that this dude was working on the boat. 614 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,139 He's only been with him a couple of days. 615 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:55,100 And? He wants us to sort him out. 616 00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:56,739 Sure, yeah. 617 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,840 You can count me out. That gig is a bit too useful. 618 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,960 Yeah. 619 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,180 Still, he could have a bit of a gig with his mother, eh? 620 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,740 Now, I'm sorry, madam. There's nothing whatever available for at least 20 621 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:11,740 minutes. 622 00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:15,490 Okay. Tell me about it. 623 00:35:16,290 --> 00:35:17,670 No, I've got nothing to do. 624 00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:19,510 Can you tell me about his wills? Yes. 625 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,050 Best thing on the car, and they get nicked. 626 00:35:23,170 --> 00:35:25,170 Anything else been happening? 627 00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:29,050 No, apart from the fact there's only nine drivers have turned up so far, and 628 00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:30,050 turning away customers. 629 00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:32,850 And the 28, all built in decayed mode, Roger. 630 00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:36,810 Roger, 28, make 14, Napier Street, going to Barnes. 631 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:38,170 Roger. 632 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,500 Candy cabs. 633 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,680 No, sorry, there's nothing here at the moment, but there shouldn't be more than 634 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,280 a few... Ignorant sod! 635 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:50,200 Been like this all morning! 636 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:52,320 I've got a blinding headache. 637 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:54,840 I'll make you a nice cup of tea. 638 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,500 Arthur, you thought any more about my offer? 639 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,260 Five grand? 640 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,860 Sorry, couldn't begin to consider it. Well, I suppose I could go to six. 641 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:09,300 No, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. 642 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,920 Piss off! 643 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,780 Was that the punter? 644 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,240 Probably. What's the matter with you? Aren't things bad enough without you 645 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,620 insulting the punter? I told you I got this blinding headache. 646 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,140 And quite frankly, Arthur, I'm thick and tired of working 16 hours a day to line 647 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,140 your bloody pocket. 648 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,460 Here, I'll tell you what. 649 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,380 You have a taste of it. I'm going home. 650 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,160 I don't want that. Who is that? 651 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:38,620 What? 652 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Tango? 653 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,360 Tango 1 -2. 654 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,500 P -O -B? What does that mean? 655 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,280 Caddy cabs. 656 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:51,900 Caddy cabs. 657 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,580 Tango 1 -8, mobile. What? 658 00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:56,360 No, no, no, not what you. What? 659 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,540 Oh, you want to go to Acton. 660 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,420 Oh, you're in Acton. 661 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,220 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 662 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,380 Not all at once. 663 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,180 Oh, bloody hell. 664 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,100 Arthur, it's me, Terry. 665 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,900 Arthur! 666 00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:15,770 Carry cabs. 667 00:37:17,590 --> 00:37:18,810 Shut up! 668 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:26,490 Up yours, too. 669 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:32,150 I'm sorry about that. Hello? Hello? 670 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:37,990 What the bloody hell does that mean? 671 00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:02,870 and what's happening? 672 00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:06,630 I don't want to discuss it. It has a disturbing nightmare quality. 673 00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:11,630 Yeah? Why are all the phones off the hook? Because they keep ringing, Terry. 674 00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:12,810 They keep ringing. 675 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:15,350 That's the idea, isn't it? 676 00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:19,970 Where's Kevin? 677 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:24,790 Don't ask me to talk about that ingrate. After all I've done for him, helping to 678 00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:28,470 set him up in business, letting him run the place, giving him more than his fair 679 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:29,470 share of the profits. 680 00:38:30,270 --> 00:38:31,270 Where's he gone? 681 00:38:31,690 --> 00:38:32,690 He's gone home. 682 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,010 With, he claimed, a headache. 683 00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:36,630 Left me with one. 684 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:40,250 What about all the other drivers? I don't know. I suppose they've gone home 685 00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:45,190 I want to go home. 686 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,450 Oh, God. 687 00:38:50,190 --> 00:38:51,790 I want a cigarette. 688 00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:54,250 You got a cigarette, young man? 689 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:56,110 Sorry, I don't smoke. 690 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,400 I'll tell you what, there's a shop round the corner. We'll stop there, all 691 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,400 right? 692 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:13,380 But you stay in the car. 693 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:15,980 Thank you, young man. 694 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,980 You're very kind. 695 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,700 Are you all right, love? 696 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,760 All right? 697 00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,460 All right? I should bloody well say I'm not all right. 698 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,320 Yeah, but you're not hurt, are you? Where's my cigarettes? 699 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:06,760 I dropped them, I'm afraid, while I was chasing this. 700 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,320 Who's this, then? 701 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,340 This is one of the gentlemen responsible for your little joyride. 702 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:13,340 Joyride? 703 00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,840 Yeah, him. 704 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:18,000 Another big brave thing. Took the handbrake off, didn't they? 705 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:19,660 Who are you, then? 706 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,260 I was getting your cigarettes. 707 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,190 I gave you a pound. 708 00:41:27,990 --> 00:41:28,990 One pound. 709 00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:31,310 That's the last time I use this firm. 710 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,870 Good. Little hooligan. 711 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:35,390 Oi! Drunken old bat. 712 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:39,810 Yeah, but later on she'll be sober and you'll still be in trouble. 713 00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:41,430 Now sit down, I want to chat. 714 00:41:54,810 --> 00:41:56,130 Didn't think you'd still be here. 715 00:41:57,070 --> 00:41:58,070 Oh, why's that, Kevin? 716 00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:00,050 Well, I thought you'd have had enough yesterday. 717 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:03,330 Yeah, I must admit, it did get a bit hectic. 718 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:05,750 Yeah, well, now you know what it's like. 719 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,190 Not easy, is it? 720 00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:10,410 No. No, no, I think you made your point. 721 00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:11,870 Yeah? 722 00:42:13,890 --> 00:42:15,370 I'm going to reconsider your offer. 723 00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:17,630 You are? 724 00:42:18,190 --> 00:42:20,330 Oh, well, that's great, Arthur. 725 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,640 I think we could come to some arrangement in view of recent 726 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,940 I think developments, that's a key word, I think, don't you? 727 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,500 No, it's got to be, got to be. 728 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,060 That's all there is to it. 729 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,520 Oh, we're not open for business today. 730 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,620 In view of these developments, I thought I'd call a meeting of the board, i .e. 731 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,640 you and me. 732 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,340 Oh, Terry's here in what you might call a supportive role. 733 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,860 Oh, yeah. 734 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:56,560 Here, before we go into the details, I think it might be instructive for you to 735 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,560 have a look at something. 736 00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,480 Tell us. 737 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,000 I got this from the planning department in the town hall. 738 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,100 Interesting, isn't it? 739 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:10,620 What is it? 740 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,160 Well, this is what they call in the trade a blueprint. 741 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,000 It's a blueprint of a new shopping precinct. 742 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,740 Yeah, well, it's all very interesting. 743 00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:21,190 What's he got to do with this meeting? 744 00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:23,230 Lovely, isn't he? 745 00:43:23,890 --> 00:43:26,150 Terrific. Come here, I'll show you. 746 00:43:26,530 --> 00:43:27,468 See that? 747 00:43:27,470 --> 00:43:28,470 That's a car park. 748 00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:29,830 There's your bank. 749 00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:30,950 Shops, various. 750 00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:35,310 And here, where Candy Cabs now stand, a supermarket. 751 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:41,080 No, I'm not with you. You're bloody right you're not with me. 752 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:44,680 You thought you could cheat me by hiring those hooligans to put the frighteners 753 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,120 on the drivers, run the business into the ground and buy me out cheap, then 754 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,840 bingo, make a bundle out of selling the freehold of this place. But you forgot 755 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,340 to take into account my deep -rooted instinct for knowing when I'm getting 756 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,340 turned over. 757 00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:02,620 Yeah, all right, so you've found out. 758 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,900 But as you have been turning me over all this time... 759 00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:08,690 Anyway, you're forgetting something. 760 00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:11,630 I still own 40 % of the business. 761 00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:19,870 True. And in view of your legal position, that is, incitement to GBH, 762 00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:25,310 arson, conspiracy to defraud, I have decided to make you a very generous 763 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:26,249 for your share. 764 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:27,250 £2 ,000. 765 00:44:27,950 --> 00:44:30,750 £2 ,000? Now, wait a minute, Arthur. 766 00:44:31,070 --> 00:44:32,070 One, then. 767 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:36,860 You can't do this. 768 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:38,220 It's robbery. 769 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760 No, Kevin. 770 00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:42,760 Hitting old ladies over the head and taking their handbags is robbery. 771 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:44,480 Everything else is business. 772 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,160 Arthur, I haven't got anything out of this. 773 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:52,320 Yes, you have, my boy. 774 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,680 What? 775 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,720 Yours to keep. 776 00:44:58,980 --> 00:44:59,980 That? 777 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,100 22, 23, 24. 778 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,480 25. 25 quid? 779 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,760 It's worth more than that for scrap. 780 00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:17,440 Terry, it is scrap. 781 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,660 You're lucky to have a mate like me to take it off your hands. 782 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,760 But we bought it off you in the first place. 783 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:27,840 Yeah, but it's been used as a minicab since then and been in a pile -up. 784 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,220 You ought to be paying me to take it away. 785 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:34,940 Yeah, well, thanks a bunch, pal. 786 00:45:35,630 --> 00:45:36,890 For a friend, any time. 787 00:45:57,870 --> 00:46:01,860 You're making a wonderful investment here, Mr King. You see... Under 788 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:06,080 law, the government insists you have to buy the car in order to get the number. 789 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:09,500 So you're not just getting your own personalised number plate with your own 790 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,640 exact initials, you're also getting a wonderful little runabout for the wife 791 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,640 well. 792 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,960 Not bad for 250 quid. 793 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,820 Not bad at all, Des. 794 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:21,600 125 each, eh? 795 00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:26,640 Have you met my partner? 796 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,300 I've changed the situation. 797 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:58,720 Right people, right time, just the wrong location. 798 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:04,700 I've got a good idea. 799 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:11,120 Just you keep me near. I'll be so good for you. 800 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,660 I'm going to help you. 801 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,420 I'll do anything for you. 802 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:26,140 I'll be so good for you. I'll be so good for you. I'll do.